All the Enemies I’ve Made Watching Football

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The GOATi. Image credit: Tasnim News Agency, CC BY 4.0 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0>, via Wikimedia Commons. Source.

Growing up in Finland, a country where football doesn’t really exist, we had only one real enemy: Sweden.

Don’t get me wrong, our western neighbor isn’t one we’d go to war against. That kind of hatred is reserved for Russians.