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The Only Diet You Need Is From Diet Culture

How I don’t maintain abs on 1300 calories a day. Or keto, or paleo, or Atkins. Why you shouldn’t, either.

Taru Anniina Liikanen
9 min readNov 19, 2021
Photo by Markus Spiske on Unsplash

I’m seeing a lot of terrible fitness advice online.

Instagram, TikTok and YouTube are filled with food and training journals with instructions on how to finally reach your dream body in a #healthy and #balanced way. They’re all accompanied with a photo or video of a person with visible abs, living their best life. And of course, a link to buy their meal or exercise plan, or some supplements.

“Full day of eating, 1300 calories.”

Eat some rice crackers with a thin layer of avocado before your workout, then some rice and half a chicken breast for lunch, a low-fat, no-sugar, paleo, keto, no-grain, low-carb chocolate cookie for a snack, and some steamed carrots for dinner. In between meals, how about a delicious cup of tea, no sugar, to keep hunger away?

See how easy it is? You’ll drop X amount of weight in 30 days and get ready for summer!

Sorry to break it to you, but your favorite influencer is probably as reliable a source for scientific information as Nicki Minaj’s cousin’s balls.

Don’t starve yourself, please

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Taru Anniina Liikanen
Taru Anniina Liikanen

Written by Taru Anniina Liikanen

Stand-up comedian and recovering political ghostwriter. Finnish by birth, porteña at heart. Bad jokes frequent.

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