There Are Worse Things than Being Abandoned

Like Tinder dates, and a pandemic.

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“Left, left, left, left, left, ri… No, he has too many selfies on his profile.

Left. Left, left, left, right? God no. Why do people think liking craft beer is a personality?

Left, left, left, left on these shirtless pictures of abs.