You Guys Are Fucking Swedish, Man

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Up in the Northern end of Europe, Swedes are the neighbors we all love to hate. They’re everybody’s rival.

Nobody’s bothered by the Danish, and they’re almost Southern Europe to us anyway. Norwegians are just lovable. They have everything, but they don’t make a big deal out of it, or pretend they’re better.